All these status updates about "It's snowing!!"
You don’t need to post it on your facebook. We all have windows to give us the updates
I have exams next week
and around this time, I usually deactivate my facebook. Which I did. Then I remembered I have Tumblr too
When it comes to matters of the heart…always follow your dick– Vince Mazuka (Dexter)
people who act like their opinions are better than other people’s opinions.And then shit on other people’s opinions. It is an OPINION. Not a fact.
My mom just told me I'd better be up early in the...
“No…anything but that…”
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be...
dylanlightsupthesky: claudiascarlett: O_O
Anonymous asked: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
character a: i hate you
character b: i hate you too
corresponding fandom: they must want to fuck
I get it now. I get it. The things you hope for the most are the things that...– Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via aseriesof-unfortunateevents)
I just became fan of these guys:
gotta—secret: Kimi to boku ♥
When I eat a huge meal: →
totally-relatable: “Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.” Five minutes later Yeah, this is pretty much me on a daily basis. I need help
Mum: Mansi aave to hu retard thai gayi. (Mansi I'm now retard.)
Mum: Su, saache ma. (What, I really am.)
Me: Naa mummy to retard nathi. (No mum, you're not a retard.)
Mum: Naa, haveh kaam nathi karatu. (No, I can't work anymore.)
Me: Mummy, please beeja ni sama evu na kathi. (Mum, please don't say this infront of someone else.)
Mum: Bathe ne karbar che already. (Everyone already knows.)
Me: Mummy, tu retard nathi, you retired chu. ROFLROFL. (Mum, you're not retard, you're retired.)
I’m sorry. Is your high heel somehow extending into your bum hole? Why...– Superwoman
Just Preordered a copy of "The Fault in Our Stars"
I usually don’t buy books, I borrow them from the library. But something about that first chapter of TFiOS got me. DFTBA
Gablehauser: Hello, boys!
Raj: Doctor Gablehauser.
Gablehauser: Doctor Koothrappali.
Leonard: Doctor Gablehauser.
Gablehauser: Doctor Hofstadter.
Sheldon: Doctor Gablehauser.
Gablehauser: Doctor Cooper.
Howard: Doctor Gablehauser.
My mom told me to wrap the Christmas presents.
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