December 2011
November 2011
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All these status updates about "It's snowing!!"
You don’t need to post it on your facebook. We all have windows to give us the updates
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heydanie:
I have exams next week
and around this time, I usually deactivate my facebook. Which I did.
Then I remembered I have Tumblr too
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When it comes to matters of the heart…always follow your dick
– Vince Mazuka (Dexter)
I hate
people who act like their opinions are better than other people’s opinions.And then shit on other people’s opinions.
It is an OPINION. Not a fact.
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My mom just told me I'd better be up early in the...
“No…anything but that…”
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Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be...
dylanlightsupthesky:
claudiascarlett:
O_O
Anonymous asked: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
character a: i hate you
character b: i hate you too
corresponding fandom: they must want to fuck
I get it now. I get it. The things you hope for the most are the things that...
– Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via aseriesof-unfortunateevents)
I just became fan of these guys:
gotta—secret:
Kimi to boku ♥
When I eat a huge meal: →
totally-relatable:
“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
Five minutes later
Yeah, this is pretty much me on a daily basis. I need help
Kachori talk
Mum: Mansi aave to hu retard thai gayi. (Mansi I'm now retard.)
Me: ROFLROFLROL
Mum: Su, saache ma. (What, I really am.)
Me: Naa mummy to retard nathi. (No mum, you're not a retard.)
Mum: Naa, haveh kaam nathi karatu. (No, I can't work anymore.)
Me: Mummy, please beeja ni sama evu na kathi. (Mum, please don't say this infront of someone else.)
Mum: Bathe ne karbar che already. (Everyone already knows.)
Me: Mummy, tu retard nathi, you retired chu. ROFLROFL. (Mum, you're not retard, you're retired.)
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I’m sorry. Is your high heel somehow extending into your bum hole? Why...
– Superwoman
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Just Preordered a copy of "The Fault in Our Stars"
I usually don’t buy books, I borrow them from the library. But something about that first chapter of TFiOS got me.
DFTBA
Gablehauser: Hello, boys!
Raj: Doctor Gablehauser.
Gablehauser: Doctor Koothrappali.
Leonard: Doctor Gablehauser.
Gablehauser: Doctor Hofstadter.
Sheldon: Doctor Gablehauser.
Gablehauser: Doctor Cooper.
Howard: Doctor Gablehauser.
Gablehauser: Mister..Wolowitz.
My mom told me to wrap the Christmas presents.
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